you're not in provo anymore

i'm feeling worldly.

two things:

(1) walls in paris apartment buildings are very thin. my neighbors have a very healthy sex life.

(2) pouring herself a glass of wine, my roommate says to me, "ceci est beaucoup moins nocif que le coca, tu sais," which being interpreted means, "this stuff is nowhere near as bad for your health as a coke."

i knowwww but, in the immortal words of my four-year-old mother, "coffee" - and tea, and alcohol - "kills mormons."

this is not provo.

but oh, am i so glad not to be there.